| Hard facts |
|---|
| Information label | actual information | silly comments |
|---|
| Genus | Homo Sapiens | I'm unique, but I look like a Homo Sapiens |
| Sex | male | Yes please |
| Height | 186cm (6' 1") | I reach the ground |
| Weight | 59kg (130 lb) | Skin and bones |
| Chest (with air) | 85.4cm (33.6 inches) | That's without a bra, in case you wondered |
| Waist (gut sucked in) | 63.7cm (25.1 inches) | I haven't got much gut, but I'd die with pants that tight |
| Hips, ass, sort of | 89.2 cm (35.1 inches) | Let's not discuss this part |
| Neck | 36.5cm (14.4 inches) | I don't like ties |
| Head | 59.6cm (23,5 inches) | I'm thick headed |
| Armspan | 175cm (5' 9") | I can fly, I can fly, I can... bonk. |
| Arm | 64cm (25 inches) | I've never really considered wearing armlength gloves but.. |
| Middle finger | 8cm (pi inches)* | Short, I know, but slim |
| Width of hand | 8cm (pi inches)* | Amazing, not significant though |
| Length of Hand | 18cm (7 inches) | Make me some gloves, ok? |
| Length of thumb | 5.5cm (2.2 inches) | Enough about the hand already! |
| Leg | 88cm (34 inches) | Crotch to heel, in case you wanna buy me stockings |
| Foot, heel to toe | 26cm (10 inches) | See? I didn't step in your flowers |
| Foot across | 9cm (3.5 inches) | Well I guess you know more than you need now |
| Haircolour | dark blond | No comment |
| Eyecolour | greygreenish | or something |
| Vision (left eye) | -5.00 | Nearly Blind |
| Vision (right eye) | -2.50 | Halfway to Nearly Blind |
| Date of Birth | 1975.02.28 | 26163 |
| Place of Birth | Lørenskog | at the hospital |
| Occupation | Teacher (High school math and science) | A shout-out to 10B (06/07) |
| Address | Øygardveien 80A, 1357 Bekkestua | Mine, just mine! |
